Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror For anyone who knows the

For anyone who knows the meme

this mischievous little ornament delivers random screaming goat sounds for up to 8 hours

or any major milestone

so when they finally pry it open to kill the sound

and that's exactly the point

Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror For anyone who knows theThis punk rock birthday card sings "Happy Birthday" and won't stop until the battery dies It looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, "Hope it's Dino Mite" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of "Happy Birthday" on an endless loop no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery